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Win big, die young. I created this brand after an emotional suicide attempt. The idea behind the phrase came from me wanting to give life one more try, proving to myself that I could make something out of the cards that I’ve been dealt. Transmuting pain into success and going out with a bang after I keep all the promises I’ve made to myself. It’s about making key lime pie out of limes. The original plan was to get rich by 25 enjoy it and go out with a literal bang at 30 while I’m still hot and happy, to be remembered at my best. I doubt I will stick to it because the hope is to grow out of my mental illness and become a super rich manic genius like Kanye. Follow along for the ride as I show you what life is like in The Dark Wealth Syndicate.

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My personal goal is to go down in history as a memorable political philosopher and also a filthy rich creative, I spend all my days thinking about how to position myself to accomplish both. I won’t ever know if I was successful on both fronts but one can hope.